"Hey, guys, my name is Eric. Look, this is a little bit awkward. I got a Skype call from Ryan, Marcel, and Jason this week, and they said, “Don’t do regular show notes; instead, tell everyone we’re doing a vote to see if Corbin is getting kicked off of the podcast.” They insisted they were serious, but it sounded like they had all been drinking. I heard what I assume was Ryan and Jason high-fiving each other. I tried calling them back to see if they were really serious, and they’re not picking up. I have like ten minutes for them to get back to me before I have to submit the show notes, and if I don’t hear different, they’re going out like this. Anyway, if this was a prank and the guys get a lot of e-mails saying to kick Corbin off the ’cast, this wasn’t my fault. I’m just a guy helping out for a chunk of the Patreon money. If you’re reading this, they never got back to me, or I guess they were serious when they said to do the show notes like this. Either way, I really hope I don’t get fired—this wasn’t my fault."

"I don’t feel good about this, but I bet no one reads show notes anyway, and we’ll be fine."