“Bad styling can be such a burden. Release the fugly. Release all your trucker hats to me.” – Ashiok, Makeover Guru

“That was epic. Dude, where’s my car?”

“Elspeth, Justice’s Champion”

“Thassa’s Crabs”

“Are you not entertained?!”

“The Champion recovered, swinging her god-blessed sword in a great arc that hew her enemy’s head fro his shoulders. A geyser of blood spurted upwards toward the heavens. The Champion reversed her stroke and sliced her enemy’s torso in twain, hot entrails falling to the hallowed ground upon which they dueled. The Champion spread her palms and lifted the steaming viscerae and filth skyward, beseeching the Gods: “What more proof of my devotion…?” amid a spraying deluge of blood and tears.”

”Even as a youth in the slums of Meletia, I had ambitions as a rider.”

–Hypatia of the Winged Horse

“Nympho Nymph”

“Fifty Shades of Erebos”

“What good is a shell phone if you are unable to speak?” –Agent Gills

“Bobblehead Sphinx”

“Xenagos, the Hungover”

“Fiery Frisbee”

“F--- the poleis.”