The Internet crumples under MTG's Podcast count, and more headlines about the biggest news that's not.

Headlines: "Planeswalker Uniqueness Rule Now Applies to Players" and "Wizards Announces New Reality Show"

Inside this Llanowar Sentinel: 2012 Grand Prix Schedule Expansion Announced, Wizards Announces Origami Cards for Innistrad Third Block, Wizards Investigates Kris Kringle in Planeswalker Points Scandal

Are the Mayans correct? Will the world end in 2012? Wizards hopes so! Learn more inside!

Another week of humorous news that's not in this week's issue of the satirical "Llanowar Sentinel"

Headlines within: "Man Goes Entire Year Speaking Only in Magic Slang", "Benalish Hero’s Shocking Confession", "Wizards Announces Card-Slamming Contest" and more! It's all the news that's not.