I didn't manage to make it to Grand Prix Dallas/Fort Worth, but that's okay because barely anyone did. Since I had other projects occupying me, I didn't even watch the coverage. I admit that not watching the coverage was a bit of a misplay because while I expected it to be a battle between mono-black and mono-blue devotion to settle once and for all the question, "Who lacks creativity to a greater extent?"—because those bouts have ended in a draw lately—I was treated to brand new decks emerging. I was also treated to relative newcomer Marlon Jacob Avila Gutierrez and his Orzhov deck (opinions are split between calling it control and midrange) taking down Magic juggernaut Huey Jensen, who played a deck I'm calling "Oops, no win conditions." While I didn't watch the coverage this weekend, I did monitor Twitter because I do that kind of a lot. When the Top 8 was going on, a few very entertaining characters emerged and seemed to almost live-tweet the event. The best part for me was how reactive their tweets were to what they were seeing, so it was a bit like hearing one side of a conversation. Their reactions, however, said it all.
In the finance game, we often say, "Value is subjective," so today, I feel that the value I am going to give you is in the form of people to follow who provide good commentary on the game in general, the community and its members, and actual games in progress. These are people whom you're probably following already, but we all know by now the value in either validation or a gentle reminder. I'll cut the preamble already because I'm eager to get down to business. Without further ado, I bring you "Who to Follow – Live Tweet Edition."
Paul Rietzl
Where You Know Him From: Nine Grand Prix Top 8s, two wins, four Pro Tour Top 8s, one win
Current Title: Level 47 Archmage
Social Media:
You are familiar with Paul if you pay attention to coverage and results, particularly this year. He has managed four Grand Prix Top 8 finishes (one win) and a Top 8 at Pro Tour Dublin all in the last year. That's pretty impressive. I'm not suggesting you should follow Paul on Twitter because he's good at Magic; a lot of people are good at Magic. I resisted turning this column into a generic hero-worship column because there are enough of those. No, I think you should respect Paul a great deal because he's good at Magic and because he is absolutely crushing it this year. I think you should follow Paul on Twitter because he's delightful.
i have to just go to all the tournaments or cancel the internet. i can't watch these things.
— Paul Rietzl (@paulrietzl) December 9, 2013
ok he has the unmask
— Paul Rietzl (@paulrietzl) December 9, 2013
obv divination
— Paul Rietzl (@paulrietzl) December 9, 2013
huey's only out is for him to under necro and then necro lock himself
— Paul Rietzl (@paulrietzl) December 9, 2013
See what I mean about feeling as though you're only seeing half of a conversation? Yet you can still kind of get a sense what's going on.
every time i turn the stream on, someone is playing really bad
— Paul Rietzl (@paulrietzl) December 8, 2013
.@AmericanAir shit why didn't I think of that?
— Paul Rietzl (@paulrietzl) December 7, 2013
If you don't find the occasional snark or sarcasm hilarious and endearing, I can kind of understand it even if I don't agree with your view. What we can't deny is that Paul's feed is ultimately excellent value, and I find myself agreeing with him much more often than not. He's excellent value, so make sure you're not missing out by not following.
no saturday registration at #gpdfw just trying to help spread the word. they aren't going to make exceptions, so prereg!
— Paul Rietzl (@paulrietzl) December 3, 2013
Today's poll: who is the biggest superstar in magic today? (use your own definition)
— Paul Rietzl (@paulrietzl) November 29, 2013
Finally with the release of the new rankings I know that I am definitively better than Kibler but worse than Ochoa.
— Paul Rietzl (@paulrietzl) November 29, 2013
I've read Matt's article a few times and I still don't know what optima means
— Paul Rietzl (@paulrietzl) November 29, 2013
so it turns out these magic tournaments are easier if you practice for them. wish i had known that a long time ago.
— Paul Rietzl (@paulrietzl) November 27, 2013
saw a reddit thread asking - the sleeves @mtg_law_etc and I used in #gpABQ were provided by http://t.co/BccBQafQJP
— Paul Rietzl (@paulrietzl) November 26, 2013
i love that i can just register for GPs online using paypal. kudos to all the TOs for setting that up.
— Paul Rietzl (@paulrietzl) November 20, 2013
I could go on and on. You get the message I think. Follow Paul or live to see yourself be proven wrong.
Matt Sperling
Where You Know Him From: MTG Lampoon?
Current Title: Magic Pro
Social Media:
I almost can't fail to include Matt Sperling in an article containing Paul Rietzl. Jamming these two together seems fine considering the last time they were jammed together, they won a team Grand Prix.
Sperling has been under fire for some of his rejected articles or his posts on MTG Lampoon, but love him or hate him, he's doing something right on Twitter, and five-and-a-half thousand people agree with me. Matt knows the game—both games, really: Magic and marketing—and he has managed to make his one of the bigger names in the game through a combination of play skill and trolling people. I think he's a riot, and I recommend him as a follow.
PSA: Skipping a GP is okay. Meet up with a loved one or close friend nearby you havent seen in a while instead of buying 8-leg flight.
— Matt Sperling (@mtg_law_etc) December 6, 2013
@MikeFrench13 giving this some thought, yes! If you cut paper into certain anatomical shapes it could constitute harassment.
— Matt Sperling (@mtg_law_etc) December 6, 2013
.@LemurComparison @PVDDR considering the deck finished 1st and 8th and I got 19th, no I don't think it was a bad call...
— Matt Sperling (@mtg_law_etc) December 5, 2013
@PVDDR format feels pretty constrained/boring this late into Theros season, but felt great at first, and new set is coming soon.
— Matt Sperling (@mtg_law_etc) December 3, 2013
@mtg_law_etc http://t.co/FSqqii4mBA - google is a good thing, you know. :)
— Kai Budde (@kaibudde) November 25, 2013
Round 10 isn't starting promptly but they found time to give themselves a round of applause. Magic judging, nothing like it. #GPABQ
— Matt Sperling (@mtg_law_etc) November 24, 2013
@paulrietzl this tweet probably caused several of your followers to lose some equity :)
— Matt Sperling (@mtg_law_etc) November 21, 2013
Again, the rest of the feed is equally gassy, and you should peruse it at your convenience. You'll be glad you did.
Paulo Vitor Damo da Rosa
Where You Know Him From: The Magic Pro Tour Hall of Fame
Current Title: Student, Hall of Famer
Social Media:
PVDDR, as he is known colloquially, is a swell dude. He may be the perfect lime wedge to cleanse your palate of the tequila taste of bitter cynicism from the last two gentlemen, but don't take his friendliness to mean that he isn't equally hilarious and fun to follow—quite the contrary. On top of being really good at Magic, he's really good to follow on Twitter, and twelve thousand people all agree.
@fffreakmtg what kind of name does get you excited to play a deck? :s
— Paulo Vitor (@PVDDR) December 9, 2013
@DarinMinard I agree with the main idea (GP t8 should qualify) but I don't entirely believe you that they didn't feel like an accomplishment
— Paulo Vitor (@PVDDR) December 9, 2013
@Jonnymagic00 though I don't love your argument despite actually having voted for him, heh. I voted based on the past, not the future
— Paulo Vitor (@PVDDR) December 9, 2013
@bmkibler PT London. Found myself alone b/c of the attack; roomed with some Americans I barely knew and then our hotel room got robbed
— Paulo Vitor (@PVDDR) December 6, 2013
Wow, Blizzard in Dalas? MTG events almost seem like magnet for those things -hurricanes, earthquakes, blizzards, terrorist attacks...
— Paulo Vitor (@PVDDR) December 6, 2013
@PVDDR Just enough, Paulo.
— Mark Schick (@markdash12) December 6, 2013
I'm always surprised at how few people I recognize from European t8s, as opposed to American GPs where I always know 6 or 7 of the people
— Paulo Vitor (@PVDDR) December 1, 2013
If I was under 18 and had gone to GP Vienna, I'd probably want to murder a lot of people right now... https://t.co/CO5rhCbhmp
— Paulo Vitor (@PVDDR) November 29, 2013
It's possible to make a play with reason X and for it to turn out to be the best play for reasons Y that you weren't thinking about. = luck
— Paulo Vitor (@PVDDR) November 28, 2013
I realize the link between these guys was tenuous at best, but I really felt that I wanted to bring you three people who consistently entertain and whose streams I enjoyed reading when I couldn't watch coverage. I'm sure you'll forgive me once you start following and see how much they improve your Twitter feed.
That's it for me next week. If you have a request about the theme you would like me to do next week—or even if you'd like me to stick to one—you know what to do. Leave it in the comment section, tweet at me @JasonEAlt, or e-mail it to altjason17 at gmail dot com. Have a great week, and let's both make it a point to pay attention to coverage this weekend!