Serious topics require serious attention, and we all know Jesse is always absolutely serious.

Previously cut content, musical interludes, satire, and article critiques. Jesse is a renaissance man of Magic, unafraid (and actually quite willing) to say anything on his mind!

Every good satire contains bits of truth. What grains do you find scattered in Jesse's tongue-in-cheek breakdown of casual Magic?

The Internet crumples under MTG's Podcast count, and more headlines about the biggest news that's not.

Headlines: "Planeswalker Uniqueness Rule Now Applies to Players" and "Wizards Announces New Reality Show"

Are the Mayans correct? Will the world end in 2012? Wizards hopes so! Learn more inside!

Another week of humorous news that's not in this week's issue of the satirical "Llanowar Sentinel"

Headlines within: "Man Goes Entire Year Speaking Only in Magic Slang", "Benalish Hero’s Shocking Confession", "Wizards Announces Card-Slamming Contest" and more! It's all the news that's not.